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$FML

GET READY TO LOSE
SOME FUCKING MONEY

CA: 0x7dfad47d2c9c650fe34d686679871a3353748dab

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FUCK MY LIFE, FUCK MY WIFE

$FML is the first cryptocurrency that you buy, just to succumb to darkness and poverty. We highly recommend borrowing your wife’s boyfriend’s money to become someone else’s exit liquidity. NFA THOUGH. Take all the $ETH you have, and buy to achieve generational poverty!

TOKENOMICS

SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $FML
LP: BURNT
TAX: 0% BUY/SELL

TECHNOLOGY

$FML uses a deterministic predictive algorithm to accurately tell you where $FML is headed. Here’s our patented algorithm in action:

YOUR LIFE, AFTER $FML

We’ve utilized AI to generate a visualization of your life after you dump your kid’s lunch money into $FML:

How to buy

Community

Join the rest of the cuck losers who paperhand like no tomorrow.

Metamask

Setup Metamask and load up with as much ETH as you can afford.

TRADE

Go to Uniswap and trade in your ETH for $FML and a lifetime of despair.

$FML

CHECK YOUR WALLET’S MONEY IS ALL GONE HAHAHAHAH IMA KMS.

Meet the TEAM

CTO CEO

"I cancelled my kid’s piano classes so I could build this company."

Strategy

"My wife’s boyfriend lent me some $ETH, and let me watch them have sex."

Developer

"dfSLKNanlsknfLDKNFslknfdklldknf!!!!!
feFNEKLNFEK?????"
$FML is for entertainment purposes only. We have no affiliation to any other intellectual properties, such as the Wojak memes. There is no roadmap, or utility.